
"When you're young, not much matters. When you find something that you care about, then that's all you got. When you go to sleep at night you dream of pussy. When you wake up it's the same thing. It's there in your face. You can't escape it. Sometimes when you're young the only place to go is inside. That's just it - fucking is what I love. Take that away from me and I really got nothing. "
You dont need an ID proving that your 21 or older and if you dont have one you dont need to use your "mad conections" to get you into your little hipster club ight!? all you need is to know that......
"Condoms don't work. They either break, or they slip off, or they make your dick shrink. Nah, but you still gotta use em, yo. At least I did once."
But on the real, WHY DONT WE LOOK AT SOME REAL PEOPLE FOR ONCE!?

MY LIFE STORY...

I WAKE UP....

I EAT A MUFFIN....

I GO ON FACEBOOK....

AND I DRINK SOME SMIRNOFF....

THE END...

HOLLER...
